Revelations At Forty Seven

Yesterday I wrote an entire blog post about the first time I received fellatio. I was seventeen. I’m a late bloomer. Kids have threesomes before they can drive these days. Anyway, it happened one summer with a girl from Wisconsin who sounded like she was in that movie Fargo. It only lasted a minute due to my impatient friend banging on the door for us to get going. I remember it like…