My Fucking Feelings

Getting something when you’re not ready never turns out good

New experience: Taking a shit in the middle of the night with a seven pound baby strapped to your chest, praying she doesn’t wake up.

These days I’m up at 4am. I strap a little human to my chest and go into the living room so mommy can sleep. I bounce on a giant rubber ball for a few minutes to make…

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Author of “I Used To Be A Miserable F*CK” and “Single. on Purpose.” IG: theangrytherapist

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