I’m a therapist and I don’t know how to date

(but here’s 4 things I’ve learned so far)

So this is the longest stretch I’ve been single. For most of my life, I’ve been in relationships. A three year deal. A ten year deal. A two year deal. Another three year deal. Then a few few month deals. And I know I shouldn’t call them deals. It’s minimizing, strips away The Notebook trailer we see in our heads. But…